May 06, 2005

Humor:

Some folks have way too much time on their hands...

    By Jack Grant

...but at least they have a sense of humor, too!

From How Stuff Works: How Lightsabers Work

Be sure to check out the various household applications: it slices, it dices, it toasts bagels while cutting them in half.

10,000 uses!

A lightsaber is even better than a Ginsu knife...

I can't wait for the first infomercial.

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Posted by Jack Grant at 01:09 on 6 May 2005
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