February 19, 2005

Humor:

Irrelevant question of the day

    By Jack Grant

Why was he called the Lone Ranger if he was always hanging out with Tonto?

Just wondering...

I'm still not sure what was in those Scooby-snacks, either, but I'm sure Shaggy was smokin' somethin' there in the back of the Mystery Machine... Think about it, a bunch of kids, dressed in bright clothes with no visible sources of income... always traveling around...

Yes, it's a Saturday, and I'm avoiding preparing for the class I teach for three hours on Tuesday.

Posted by Jack Grant at 16:11 on 19 February 2005
Comments

Injuns ain't red, white, and blue, pardner! Ok- red, but....DAN

Posted by: Dan Schneider at February 19, 2005 09:23 PM

He was the Lone Ranger, because the rest of his unit was killed in an ambush.

Posted by: Garys at February 20, 2005 06:58 PM

They now market a 'scooby-doo snack' that is graham crackers in the shape of doggie bones. (it is for humans).

Posted by: vw bug at February 20, 2005 11:08 PM



























































































































































































































































































































































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