Comments on: A blast from the irrelevant past… http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/ One more roll of the dice... Mon, 08 Sep 2008 18:46:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Ken http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/#comment-5756 Ken Fri, 10 Mar 2006 20:48:43 +0000 http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/#comment-5756 >>. Kirk can beat up a Klingon bare-handed. Picard faced 3 at once, and not the wussy bushy eyebrow variety either >>Kirk would date Beverly Crusher — and damn the consequences!! there is a vulcan word for the relationship between Kirk and spock which means 'Brother' and also means 'lover' >>Kirk would personally throw Wesley off his bridge. Children have thrown Kirk off his bridge >>Kirk once said: “I’ve got a belly-ache — and it’s a beauty.â€? note to Kirk, Quit quit your belly-acheing >>Kirk would never sing to children in a crisis. Children taking over his ship has been a crisis for kirk several times >>Kirk would never sing to children in a crisis. His 'driving' alarmed a vulcan >>Kirk, almost single-handedly, re-populated the Earth’s whale population. with 2 dead children? one not even born yet >>Kirk knows 20th Century curses ??'Double dumb ass on you'?? not to mention 'doing too much 'LDS'' >>Kirk was NEVER infiltrated by the Borg and used against the Federation. he was infiltrated by a former GF who took over teh enterprise (turnabout Intruder) >>Kirk ate little coloured cubes and still remained relatively healthy. too much of them, or didnt you notice teh gut in second season >>Kirk wasn’t shy about taking his shirt off –even around those pesky Yeomans. its his most offensive weapon, BO >>When Picard was 37, he was only Captain of the lowly freighter, Stargazer. When Kirk was 37, he was Captain of the flagship Enterprise. Hello Stargazer was NOT a freighter, it was a Constellation-class starship, about equal to Kirks ship in size >>Kirk liked a good belt of liquor every now and again. who did yo think provided quinan with REAL alchahol, not to mention Picards family is in the business of wine making >>If Kirk ever met a Ferengi, he would rip off its head and shit down its neck. The ferengi would take over Kirks enterprise like all the other children have >>If there was ever a Klingon on Kirk’s bridge, Kirk would likely be dead. now THIS shows that picard puts teh klingons in their place, on his ship and in teh Klingon High Council >>Ever hear of a bar shooter called “Make it so?â€? No? How about a “Beam me up Scottyâ€? then? See the difference? “Beam me up Scottyâ€? was never ever said in the origional series >>Kirk’s first officer didn’t play some wimpy instrument like the trombone. Spock played a (Vulcan) Lyre (string instrument like a small harp) >>Kirk wasn’t some prissy archaeology fan. say that to Indiana Jones >>Picard flunked his entrance exams to Starfleet. Kirk Cheated on his >>Picard hasn’t fathered any children; Kirk — probably millions. Again only 2 and both dead, one before birth even >>Kirk has a cool phaser — not some pansy Braun mix-master. Kirks was an electric razor (see teh star Trek outtake reels) >>Two Words: Line Delivery. What..........Line..............delivery >>. Kirk can beat up a Klingon bare-handed.

Picard faced 3 at once, and not the wussy bushy eyebrow variety either

>>Kirk would date Beverly Crusher — and damn the consequences!!

there is a vulcan word for the relationship between Kirk and spock which means ‘Brother’ and also means ‘lover’

>>Kirk would personally throw Wesley off his bridge.

Children have thrown Kirk off his bridge

>>Kirk once said: “I’ve got a belly-ache — and it’s a beauty.�

note to Kirk, Quit quit your belly-acheing

>>Kirk would never sing to children in a crisis.

Children taking over his ship has been a crisis for kirk several times

>>Kirk would never sing to children in a crisis.

His ‘driving’ alarmed a vulcan

>>Kirk, almost single-handedly, re-populated the Earth’s whale population.

with 2 dead children? one not even born yet

>>Kirk knows 20th Century curses

??’Double dumb ass on you’?? not to mention ‘doing too much ‘LDS”

>>Kirk was NEVER infiltrated by the Borg and used against the Federation.

he was infiltrated by a former GF who took over teh enterprise (turnabout Intruder)

>>Kirk ate little coloured cubes and still remained relatively healthy.

too much of them, or didnt you notice teh gut in second season

>>Kirk wasn’t shy about taking his shirt off –even around those pesky Yeomans.

its his most offensive weapon, BO

>>When Picard was 37, he was only Captain of the lowly freighter, Stargazer. When Kirk was 37, he was Captain of the flagship Enterprise.

Hello Stargazer was NOT a freighter, it was a Constellation-class starship, about equal to Kirks ship in size

>>Kirk liked a good belt of liquor every now and again.

who did yo think provided quinan with REAL alchahol, not to mention Picards family is in the business of wine making

>>If Kirk ever met a Ferengi, he would rip off its head and shit down its neck.

The ferengi would take over Kirks enterprise like all the other children have

>>If there was ever a Klingon on Kirk’s bridge, Kirk would likely be dead.

now THIS shows that picard puts teh klingons in their place, on his ship and in teh Klingon High Council

>>Ever hear of a bar shooter called “Make it so?� No? How about a “Beam me up Scotty� then? See the difference?

“Beam me up Scotty� was never ever said in the origional series

>>Kirk’s first officer didn’t play some wimpy instrument like the trombone.

Spock played a (Vulcan) Lyre (string instrument like a small harp)

>>Kirk wasn’t some prissy archaeology fan.

say that to Indiana Jones

>>Picard flunked his entrance exams to Starfleet.

Kirk Cheated on his

>>Picard hasn’t fathered any children; Kirk — probably millions.

Again only 2 and both dead, one before birth even

>>Kirk has a cool phaser — not some pansy Braun mix-master.

Kirks was an electric razor (see teh star Trek outtake reels)

>>Two Words: Line Delivery.

What……….Line…………..delivery

]]> By: In Search Of Utopia http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/#comment-5436 In Search Of Utopia Mon, 27 Feb 2006 17:54:33 +0000 http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/#comment-5436 <strong>Some Reasons why Kirk would Kick Picard's A$$</strong> This is a classic! Thanks Jack! One hundred reasons why Kirk is better than Picard 100. Kirk is a leader, not a follower. 99. Kirk never really got into that kinky "Jumpsuit" look. 98. Kirk has sex more than once... Some Reasons why Kirk would Kick Picard’s A$$

This is a classic! Thanks Jack! One hundred reasons why Kirk is better than Picard 100. Kirk is a leader, not a follower. 99. Kirk never really got into that kinky “Jumpsuit” look. 98. Kirk has sex more than once…

]]> By: Barb http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/#comment-5409 Barb Sat, 25 Feb 2006 20:56:13 +0000 http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/#comment-5409 I love this list - Kirk is always at the helm of the Enterprise in my memories ;-) I love this list - Kirk is always at the helm of the Enterprise in my memories ;-)

]]> By: Oorgo http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/#comment-5384 Oorgo Fri, 24 Feb 2006 06:28:36 +0000 http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/#comment-5384 I loved Kirk's solution when they were surrounded and about to be overtaken "Commence self destruct!" {enemy) "You won't do it" (Kirk) " just see if I won't" I think he pulled that one out of his sleeve a handfull of times. Good stuff, good stuff. I loved Kirk’s solution when they were surrounded and about to be overtaken “Commence self destruct!”
{enemy) “You won’t do it”
(Kirk) ” just see if I won’t”

I think he pulled that one out of his sleeve a handfull of times.
Good stuff, good stuff.

]]> By: probligo http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/#comment-5381 probligo Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:34:27 +0000 http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/#comment-5381 Picard - "Make it so" just rocks as the best delegation acknowledgement you can get. Aside - The whole Kirk vs Picard comparison is classic management theory at work. I know that it has been used in at least one Uni to illustrate differing techniques. Picard -

“Make it so” just rocks as the best delegation acknowledgement you can get.

Aside -

The whole Kirk vs Picard comparison is classic management theory at work. I know that it has been used in at least one Uni to illustrate differing techniques.

]]> By: TeaFizz http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/#comment-5380 TeaFizz Fri, 24 Feb 2006 00:57:39 +0000 http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/#comment-5380 One word: Janeway. Hey... HEY! Put the torches and pitchforks away! I was just kidding...! Jeez! One word: Janeway.

Hey… HEY!

Put the torches and pitchforks away! I was just kidding…!

Jeez!

]]> By: seawitch http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/#comment-5376 seawitch Thu, 23 Feb 2006 15:58:10 +0000 http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/#comment-5376 LOL LOL

]]> By: John of Argghhh! http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/#comment-5375 John of Argghhh! Thu, 23 Feb 2006 15:42:38 +0000 http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/#comment-5375 Heh. Of course you can, Jack. But how many times did his sloppy leadership and crappy security result in his ship being taken over by some bad guy? Usually getting a nameless Red Shirt killed in the process? And no competent Navy in the world keeps giving ships to a Captain who keeps getting 'em boarded and blown up! But Kirk *is* a manly man. He just sucks as a Captain. Oh, wait. Seawitch already said that. Picard sucks too, frankly. Lex for Captain! Heh. Of course you can, Jack. But how many times did his sloppy leadership and crappy security result in his ship being taken over by some bad guy? Usually getting a nameless Red Shirt killed in the process?

And no competent Navy in the world keeps giving ships to a Captain who keeps getting ‘em boarded and blown up!

But Kirk *is* a manly man. He just sucks as a Captain.

Oh, wait. Seawitch already said that.

Picard sucks too, frankly.

Lex for Captain!

]]> By: Jack Grant http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/#comment-5374 Jack Grant Thu, 23 Feb 2006 15:11:01 +0000 http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/#comment-5374 Gee, can't I be an unthinking reactionary every now and again, especially when it's funny and doesn't involve politics? :-P Gee, can’t I be an unthinking reactionary every now and again, especially when it’s funny and doesn’t involve politics?
:-P

]]> By: seawitch http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/#comment-5373 seawitch Thu, 23 Feb 2006 14:24:51 +0000 http://www.randomfate.net/MT/2006/02/23/a-blast-from-the-irrelevant-past/#comment-5373 Most of your reasons why Kirk is a better captain then Picard can be turned around to show exactly why <strong>Picard is the better captain</strong>. Most of your reasons why Kirk is a better captain then Picard can be turned around to show exactly why Picard is the better captain.

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