Humor
by vw bugIt has been determined that the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs.
The wife rolls over and plays dead.
** vw note: this reverses rolls after the woman hits 35 years of age. :-)
** UPDATE: Do you remember the story of the Rabbit and the Turtle? This is the PERFECT example of it. The Jack Rabbit runs around humping everything in site while young and just can’t make it to the finish line as he gets older… while the Turtle goes slow and easy, winning as she passes the finish line around age 35.
Yaaaa, I know… it’s getting worse. Only 2 more days for me to be posting… now the questions are… which days and how bad can it get? If I can make you smile and groan at least once… I have succeeded!!!
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Your are right about the role reversal after 35. Good thing I have Bob. (Battery operated Boyfriend).
By Sticks on 12.04.05 13:17