The Keys To the BLog
by vw bugvw bug: Be vewy quiet. I’m hunting Jack wabbits. JACK WABBIT TWACKS!! JACK WABBIT HOLE!! (thrusting words into Post) RUIN THE BLOG! RUIN THE BLOG! RUIN THE BLOG!
Jack: (spoken): Ruin the Blog?
vw bug: YO HO HO! YO HO HO! YO HO…
Jack: Oh mighty warrior of great fighting stock
Might I inquire to ask eh… what’s up doc?
vw bug: I’m going to ruin the Blog!
Jack: O mighty warrior, ’twill be quite a task
How will you do it, might I inquire to ask?
v: I will do it with my posts and magic hewmet.
J: Posts and magic hewmet?
v: Posts and magic hewmet.
J: Magic hewmet?
v: Magic hewmet!
J: (spoken, disparagingly): Magic hewmet.
v: Yes, magic hewmet, and I give you a sample!
(exit Jack at warp speed)
v (spoken): That was the Jack wabbit!
(Then a chase, followed by:)
v: Oh, Bwoonhilda, you’re so wovely.
J: Yes, I know it, I can’t help it.
v: Oh, Bwoonhilda, be my post…
(A dance, then… )
J: Weturn, my post… a post burning to be written…
B: Return my luv, I want you always writing a post.
E: Posts wike ours must be…
B: Made fer you and fer me…
E & B : Return, won’t you return my posting… for my post is yours.
(While singing, they embrace. Jack’s helm falls to the ground… revealing his ears)
= = = = = = to be continued = = = = = = =
Well, only if Jack let’s me keep the extra set of keys to his blog.
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Oh, my!
heheheheheheee.
Thanks for that set of visuals VW. I’ll let you know when the audio ceases in my head.
; )
By Chrissy on 11.30.05 19:02